Live from Twilight Lounge!

Disclaimer: If you have been torturing yourself by reading each one of my blogs before this one, you're in luck! This is simply a "live blog" post about my recent experience at Twilight Lounge. I will attempt to use my superb vocabulary to set the mood and put your mind in my seat. I will avoid comedy (well, I'll try) so that you can see my expert journalistic style. And away we go!

First of all, forget everything I just said. There were simply just way too many idiots floating around to let that slide. Hmm, where to start. Oh I know! How about the group of three or four guys that rolled up in matching bikes (yet four different colors) complete with glow lights that match the paint job and four semi-attractive biker girls on the back (the girls shoulda kept the helmets on). They walk in as if everyone is looking at them with admiration, meanwhile nobody strained their necks to see. They marched straight to the middle of the dance floor (Oh how the aroma of Axe body spray sauntered about the room). Oh what luck! Their favorite song was playing in which they knew every word (Yeah, trust me, they have that kinda time on their hands) and immediately they all became little wannabe Eminems. Complete with wife beaters and matching fitted hats with the stickers still on the bill, they began to attempt a dance while lip-syncing the words. The smiles and giggles of all the girls in the place only fueled the "hey look at me" fire.
For those of you not familiar with Twilight Lounge, it is a great place for loud music, free wi-fi, and Hookah. "The dance crew" felt the empty space in the middle was a dance floor, so they got busy. I was trying not to laugh (because I was choking on the Hookah, not because I would care if they saw me laughing, I fit right in with everyone else in the room) but I gotta give them props, that took brass balls, but trust me, that's about the only thing they are using their balls for. When the song was finally over, they returned to their seats and everyone who was either crying from laughter or passing out from lack of oxygen (since you don't take in any air when you're laughing so hard your cheeks hurt) and life went on as usual.
Despite the display of idiocy, Twilight Hookah Lounge is a great place to kick back with friends if you like smoking Hookah. The DJ is awesome, the big screens are great, and they have tons of Hookah flavors to choose from while you are chilling on the couches. It is located on Chapman just passed State College, within walking distance of the campus of CSUF. I highly recommend it! Seriously, come out with me some time, I can always use another finger pointing at the idiots while we share a laugh. ;)